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Ridiculous surnames Part 2
There's a facebook group (like myspace for students) entirely devoted to people with funny surnames. It makes for a hilarious five minutes of reading. I can't link it because you have to be logged in to look at the page, but here's the members list:
How does your mother.... James Cope
Fuck me... Leo Sloley
Peter Pan Freddie Young
Energy Minister Megan Cole
Robin Hood Tim Archer
Well ' Hayley Ard
It's off to work we go Helen Hayhoe
Doctor Anthony Doolittle
Surf Adam Board
Braveheart James Coward
Lambert & Lizzie Butler
...on brown Eric Hamm
Penny Lizzie Lane
You big... Gorav Wali
White Cliffs of... Sophie Dover
Horticultural Minister Vanessa Garden
Water Sprinkler System Maintenance Officer Chris Douse
He's got a... ... and hes not afraid to use it James Longstaffe
...of my life Ella Cockbain
Killer Helen Whale
Shite Richard Good
Stevens Binya Even
Countryside Alliance rep Kat Hunter
"He and I were like brothers in flight school; he was a ..." Jess Goodman
Officer i/c of having a surname which is a faintly esoteric term for the male organ of generation Christine Wang
"That's it, turn the ... on the day, walk away." Seb Page
Tuna (or any generic sandwich filling) Rob Mayo
The girls love it coz it tastes so sweet Robert Honeywood
In need of a trim Ben Forrest
Saving herself for a special person Philippa Rollo
Head of Security Timothy Chubb
Jamaican Correspondant John Lean
Tea Boy Rob Kettell
Yuletide Officer Joe Carroll
RIP Martin Best
False Advertising Dave Bird
Yer mum gives... Martin Goodhead
Officer Stains Scott Seamons
Oak Chris Pannell
arse Jonathan Smart
Officer i/c of plumbing Kat Leeks
Ecclesiastical Officer Katherine Cross
Gallic Ambassador James French
- Allsorts Karina Lickorish
Just ...ing. Only not really. Jack Kidd
Group's Magician Becky Wand
Morale Officer Ben Smiley
Assistant Morale Officer Ishveen Jolly
Accomodation Manager Julia House
Currently serving life imprisonment in Wandsworth prison Lorna Killin
In cheek Naomi Tongue
will abuse you for money Alice Millest
don't let him near Eric Hamm Matt Carver
Chicken S.Atay Seb Atay
Nutter, Dick Nuts, Big Nuts, Nutsack,... Big Time Richard Nutton
Timberdick Fran Woodcock
...ed axe wound Kate Beard
No, it's a beauty spot Rachel Moles
Eric Hamm's Grandfather Matthew Oldham
Brutal but strangely compelling... Julia Savage
Just about sufficient Asher J. Goodenough
Shanks Peter Armitage
Charlie Christopher Chalk
Something fishy's going on... Blaine Pike
No, really. Mike Herring
Cameron has ...s Cameron Noble
Hyde Catherine Park
He's even got a girl in the Vatican dome James Pope
Could you Hannah Mycock? Hannah Mycock
Moving with the times Julia Modern
Should consult the group's morale officers (see above) Paul Moody
And the Ivy David Holley
The .... show Matt Trueman
Knobchild Hannah Dickson
Bookworm Richard Reading
...Ho Ho, Merry Christmas Peter Ho
Never Forget Your ...s Grace Root
innovative pork product based jeans designer Kate Denham
Fine, Dick Richard Fine
Soldier Sailor Ben Taylor
Two... Steve Wright
Wrights... Jonny Wright
make a wong...! Andy Wong
...of the round table. Hannah Knight
Officer in charge of refreshments Natalie Beveridge
is good cock David Allcock
Just a brilliant name.... Jono Lord
I wouldnt touch him with a pole Tom Barge
Its not a competition Tom Gayer
Sexual Health Officer Peter Clapp
She keeps 'em... Anna Cumming
How ... would she go? Pretty (as you'll know if you were in Clementines last saturday...) Samantha Low
Group Security Officer Thomas Hardman
Happy Ballantyne's Day Jack Ballantyne
Fauck awf, you faucking... Jonathon Caunt
Battered Charlotte Fried
Indian Ambassador Jonathan Curry
Hippie Caroline Makepeace
The 100th officer and surely the best name in the group. Congratulations Mr Manhood. Julien Manhood
Always supportive... Alice Pillar
'It's a London...' Cecilia Ting
I bet its been ages since she ' Thom Adcock
LGB Rep Jonathan Batty
Delhi Stefano Belli
Bender James Pender
Parrot Pursuer Polly Hunt
My favourites would have to be Tom Gayer, Julien Manhood and the spectacularly brilliant Asher J Goodenough :D