Take tonight for example. A Tuesday. Not promising. Anywhere else and you'd have to stay in and watch Celebrity Rape Club or go down The Fisting and Firkin for a pint of "mild" and some ferret scratching, but not in London. In London you can make your way to The Rhythm Factory in Whitechapel Road and watch loads of bands, including the terrible hand grenade of righteous anger that is Bomb Factory. Lovely. Perhaps we'll see you there and we can say: "hello" and some other words.