1) why do my housemates have to leave their shoes in the middle of the floor, where you fall over them when you come in drunk?

2) why do they always steal the food I want to eat that day?

3) why do they go AWOL when you need the money you lent them a week ago back?

4) Why can't they put my CDs back in the cases - and when they do, is it really all that difficult to put them back in the right cases?

5) why do they have to use your toothbrush when they've got a perfectly good one they can use themselves?

number 5 i realised this morning - whilst brushing my teeth. i still feel slightly ill.