i'm undecided as to whether this is any good yet.

i asked: "How do I make my flapjacks chewy? Mine are always dry and flaky."
it replied: "Add more milk; don't cook as long"

i asked: "Why are you always fucking ghosts?"
it replied: "I am not."
it also replied: "because they are evil. they deserve it."

i asked: "Is it too cliched to take a roll of film of myself asking out that girl with black dreadlocks at Snappy Snaps?"
it replied: "Yes."

i asked: "What is your favourite country - and if it was a blues singer, would what it be called?"
it replied: "Canada / Bo Diddly."
it also replied: "canada and it would be called canada :)"

i asked: "What is the best Rambo movie and why? Answer in the form of a question."
it replied: "What is the first Rambo movie, whose popularity was due to the beginning of a legend?"