is it me or has the shape of clothing changed completely these days. I just went out lunchtime shopping around cardiff to buy a shirt and everything seems to be slim, or skinny fit. Now i aint a porker but i aint 9 stone either!

I tried these shirts on and just looked ridiculous. my shoulders looked about 3 times bigger than usual and i basically looked like a box on legs.

I have been doing a lot of working out on the punchbag lately so i think my back may have got a bit bigger but i never ever lift weights and yet if i wore any of these clothes out i think i would end the night looking like dr david banner after he had changed back from the hulk

these clothes are built for guys who are 10 stone, 5 ft 7 and have no shoulders