1. threads about being happy. no one is truly happy. look deep inside and you'll realise that.

2. the existence of prawns

3. the existence of pete doherty

4. James Blunt

5. people who take 3 days to reply to a text

6. having a rubbish job

7. being single

8. emmerdale

9. boring people who suck the personality from the people they talk to

10. being at work.

yee ha.