i was babysitting for my aunt and uncle last night (yeah yeah yeah, sad i know, ok) - and when they came back from dinner, they offered me a joint.

now, is this not extremely bizarre? i mean, i know, alright, they were children of the 70s or whatever, and i knew that their friends and most likely them smoke weed and maybe do coke etc - but to offer it to me? their niece?

anyway, so i refused and then they said 'god, you're so straight'....

my god, my late 40s relatives are calling ME straight. what is wrong with the world?