Look! there's a dog in the playground!

*runs to window*

Aw, miss... Look at the dog! It's running round!

*entire class runs to window*

I bet it's a stray.

I bet it's got AIDS.

No, YOU'VE got AIDS.

Now come on. We've all seen a dog before. Get back in your chairs!

I hope it's still there at playtime!

I'm gonna throw a stick for it!

I'm gonna ride it like a horsey!

Will you all sit down!?

My brother says there's a stray dog and it killed an old man, I bet that's it.

Yeah I heard about that. It's the ghost of a dog that got run over.

SIT DOWN!