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I remember when disecting a fish in school, my biology teacher wanted to show us all how impenetrable a fishes eye was so she stabbed it and nothing happened. She picked it up and was squashing it, she thought she was great cause she'd proven herself right, only for her to squeeze one last time and splatter the fish all over the boy sat in front of her. I laughed for hours. Ironically the kids name was Andrew Fish.