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Mike_Diver [Edit] [Delete] 15:29, 9 February '06

...but CHRIS(HI)T I just had the most painful on-the-job experience of my LIFE.

Seriously, I swear it's on fire.

Does anyone have a bucket of water or a bag of frozen peas handy?