To celebrate my impending birthday/sudden realisation that i have wasted my life and am going to die an unremarkable death under the un-forgiving neon lights of a city far from my home, i have decided to visit London town.

With that in mind can someone recommend a good club to go to on the 25th February, and, perhaps, where is best to stay to get to and from said club or other 'good stuff'?

Thank you, even just for reading.