i just woke up, and who should i see in bed next to me?......You....DIS
I took my poota to bed and it is still logged on to you.

I therefore claim you a my bride.

Do you have a wedding gift for me....leik a DIS pen or lighter or badge or something?.....cmon give me something as a sign of our betrothal, you know i love you.
xxx

sorry if i snored