On Tuesday night I decided to wash a load of jumpers due to the recent cold 'snap' (what the hell is a snap? do we get warm 'snaps'?). Anyway, somehow a fucking toilet roll made it into the washing machine. Not just some toilet paper or a tissue, a toilet ROLL with some toilet PAPER still attached. Now, some of my favourite jumpers (a couple of stripey ones too) are covered in shredded cardboard and toilet paper.

Does anyone have any tips on how to get them back to their original state of not being covered in toilet roll and paper?

I was right pissed off.