both me and BobbyG have wracked our brains over this in recent weeks - where oh where do those fine Purveyors of e-coli and ringworm since 1980, i.e hotdog sellers in Leicester Square Soho etc come from and how the hell do they get their mobile germ accumulators around such bendy, busy, windy streets with such ease?

am sure they're gimps run by the turkis/russian mafia - thoughts?

And also how do you go about getting a job as one - there is never an advert in Guardian Media EVER. In Office Hours yes, but in the Media section? Oh no.