So i get a knock at the door. *knock knock* it goes. It is a girl! The girl asks if the eclair in the fridge was mine. It was. I had purchased it as a reward for revising for my exam upon the morrow. The girl informs me that she has eaten it. "Why?" i ask. "I was hungry and couldnt be bothered going to the shops" I am dumbfounded.

So, what-a-guy to do?