Right. You should all be aware, by now, that my birthday party this year will take the form of drunken tomfoolery in a dark venue in London's East End. It will involve the following ace things:

BOMB FACTORY www.myspace.com/burncambridgeburn
It's shouty, it's exciting, it's angry, it's punk rock. It fucking rules.
NEATPEOPLE www.myspace.com/neatpeople
It's Dexys, it's XTC, it's Talking Heads, it's Blur, it's my new favourite thing.
THE RANK DELUXE www.myspace.com/therankdeluxe
It is, according to the NME and XFM's John Kennedy, 'destined to be huge'. Don't let that put you off though. It's my idea of a great night out.

Followed by:
DJ's Adie & Tom of the excellent World Domination League clubnight. www.myspace.com/worlddominationleague

And maybe me DJing if I'm in any fit state and can actually stand. <---- unlikely.

Getting in to this fantastic night of fun will cost no more than £5. And possibly, if you are ace, £4. This reduced fee is with a flyer, which has just been finished by a top secret design genius in an underground lair. When I figure out how to get it on the internet, you can all print it off and use it.

Saturday 28th January,

On The Rocks, Kingsland Road, London.

Nearest tube: Old Street.

Regards,

Bamos Enterprises