What the fuck has happened to you bunch of cunts?

My lungs feel like they are being crushed by an ongoing train stumbling accross my chest, my head is bulging like the smell of a skunk in the rainforest dew, my EYES BURN LIKE a sizzling crackpipe, my hope DISTINGUSED AS I YEARN FOR SOME NORMALITY, my skin drainied as vodka seeps from every pore...

I have four ribbed racks racked with guilt as I take a sigh of this akward journey that we have ahead...