Right,

Well it's sommat to do when you're on holiday. It GLEAMS. I shit you not. We've had girls round after I've done a cleaning session who've been in AWE of my ability with a mop and scrubber.

Our toilet is now so fucking clean you could eat your dinner out of it. I've just poured my cornflakes into the bowl and now I'm looking for a spoon.

ROCK!