http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MySpace

I loved this bit:

"Myspace may also cause problems for those susceptible to internet addiction. Those users who are addicted to the internet usually boast the same traits, usually following this form: they use terrible layout editing, they have over 10 megs of useless data embedded in their profile with about 1kb of useful data, all (or close to all) the pictures they post hardly or do not show their face, giving any user absolutely no idea what the person looks like. These users are usually the ones who run multiple videos music files and have an inordinate amount of pictures on their profile, which still doesn't seem to impress the masses.

"Further, those truly addicted find a fascination with increasing the amount of "friends" they are associated with. Along with adding spammers and "internet whores" to their profile, you may notice that many of these users "friends" are people they have absolutely no connection with in real life (i.e. pornstars). These people, who seem to have no other aspirations other than this, can easily be spotted at any location boasting free computer and internet usage. This includes schools, libraries, and cafes. These people are usually classified under the same category as ticks and leeches, as they not only steal pictures and graphics from other websites, but they leech from the public's access to use computers for real purposes, such as research."

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