i stupidly set my alarm clock an hour too late this morning meaning i was hideously late for work.
having to leave the house without eating any breakfast or preparing any lunch, my cd player ran out batteries as soon as i got to the top of the road (meaning i couldn't listen to the soothing tones of papa m).
then i stood on one of those loose paving slabs that fires smelly, black water all the way up your leg and inside your shoes.
and i'm getting a sore throat. :(

sympathy please!