So. Right. Assuming i don't go straight to the pub, i'm going home before going out tonight. I really badly need a shave - it's been about a week.

This is the perfect opportunity for some comedy facial hair sculpting (for one night only, it'll all be off tomorrow). Therefore, my face is in your hands...

Suggestions please! - before 5 which is when i go home. winner (ie the one i actually do) gets a pint/equivalent drink of choice tonight. :)