I just saw two on my contacts list that I felt I had to post about here:

1. Bob Dylan X 10 = Jack Johnson
- Could this person be any more wrong

2. Subways rock harder than the departure
- Jesus who cares, they both suck, an actually the subways suck more

Having posted that, I've now another really annoying ones in the form of:

Girls avnt workd so its just me n my car nw!!