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Sports shops
not a regular haunt for me but I went into a generic looking one today (sports soccer i think (who thinks up these names?)) but the staff in these places are the most ridiculously dimwitted people i have ever witnessed breathing the same air as me. I assume they all have ASBO's and this is their community service or something. There was quite an interesting pair of yellow Nike trainers (half price) that caught my eye, i inquired as to their availability in a size 11 (my shoe size) to be greeted with a grunt then a ten minute wait as the little chav troll scurried off only to come back and inform mew they had nothing above a size eight. I didn't dignify him with a response, and left
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