Today during my lunch break, I wen to the Morrisons Supermarket cafe. I ordered a cheeseburger and chips. Then I paid, sat and waited.

After about ten minutes, the fire alarm went off and we were (after several minutes of confusion on the part of the staff) evacuated. I never saw that lunch.

Epilogue: As I left, a staff member could be heard informing other staff that it had been a little kid that opened the fire door.

That's it.