I have to sit through a 2-hour company meeting at 3.30 this afternoon. I know from the previous attendees that:

(a) it will last the full two hours
(b) it will be boring and full of 'hell yeah, we rock' type clichés

Soo... if I sit at the back, what's the betting I can whip out the old laptop, connect to the internet and spend the two hours surfing the net and chatting on MSN while ostensibly 'taking notes'?

Hmm...