Seriously. I only had about 1/3 of the bottle of black label Smirnoff on Saturday in about two hours. And I was nicely toasted.

But yesterday and today, if I swing my head to look at something I totally lose my balance and feel like I'm utterly wankered again.

I don't remember doing anything particularly 'neck straining' on the night. Does vodka really take this long to go? Bloody hell...