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I fought a dog and... I WON!
I was walking back home across the park and a silly little dog (dunno which brand) ran past me and tripped over my foot.
This obviously angered the dog as it then jumped at me, jaws a-gaping. I was tired and grumpy (I'd normally run away) so I raised my knee to defend myself and ended up kneeing it in it's little dogface. It ran away, then out of nowhere, jumped up at me again. Once more I raised my leg in defence, this time accidentally kicking it's throat. It then ran off whimpering.
Will either of us go to hell?
This obviously angered the dog as it then jumped at me, jaws a-gaping. I was tired and grumpy (I'd normally run away) so I raised my knee to defend myself and ended up kneeing it in it's little dogface. It ran away, then out of nowhere, jumped up at me again. Once more I raised my leg in defence, this time accidentally kicking it's throat. It then ran off whimpering.
Will either of us go to hell?