Oh my god, my new job totally sucks. I've been here over a week, and my boss is 'too busy' to give me an induction. Everyone I have had an induction with tells me that they haven't got much to tell me, then complains about their job. No-one speaks to me, even when I try to be friendly to them. They've told me I've got to take my leave at set times of year, which is not in my contract. I don't know the answers to any questions anyone asks me. I am leaving AS SOON AS I CAN! Anyone know any jobs I can do in London?

On the plus side, I have my own office, so I can go on DiS all day as I have nothing else to do...

What's the worst job you've ever had? Cheer me up with your tales of woe!