TheShapeOfPunkToCome requested a re-post.

And i've found it! Better than The CrabbyCrab Rap? You Decide.

Here it fucking goes...

I'VE GOT GREEN EYES, AND I'M NOT FROM FRANCE
MA HOMIES GOT ELVIS IN HIS UNDERPANTS
HE WAS NEARLY KILLED HE GOT HIT WITH A LANCE
IT’S HIS OWN FUCKING FAULT FOR DOING A RAIN DANCE
YOU KNOW THERES NOTHING WRONG WHEN YOUR LIFES A JOKE
YOU'RE JUST A CRAZY FELLOW, ANOTHER STUPID BLOKE,
YOU GOTTA KEEP IT REAL AND FUCKING WATCH IT ALL SMOKE,
THEN YOU GOTTA WIN THE GAME, WITH A BACKHAND STROKE
WHAT THE FUCKS ALL THIS FOR? I OFTEN SAY TO MYSELF
WHY THE FUCKS IT SO HARD, TRYING TO PUT UP A SHELF?
YOU KNOW SOMETIMES ITS BETTER, WHEN YOU RELIEVE YOURSELF
AT LEAST YOU DON'T REMEMBER, THE TIME YOU WERE AN ELF...
AT LEAST YOU DON'T REMEMBER, THE TIME YOU WERE AN ELF...
AT LEAST YOU DON'T REMEMBER, THE TIME YOU WERE AN ELF...
AT LEAST YOU DON'T REMEMBER, THE TIME YOU WERE AN ELF...

INCONTINENCE IS WRONG, IT CHOOSES WHEN YOU PISS
BUT IT FILLS THE FUCKING VOID OF AN OCEANIC ABYSS
IF IT WASN'T FOR MY MOTHER I'D FIND IT HARD TO DISS,
THE WOMEN OF THIS WORLD...ESPECIALLY THE FUCKING SWISS
BABE YOU GOT A STRONG FLAVOUR I THINK YOU'RE SAPID
YOU GOT THE FLOW OF A GOAT, AND YOUR SPEECH IS RAPID
BUT YOU'RE DULLED IN FEELING, GIRL YOU'RE STUPID
DON'T YOU FUCKING LOVE YOURSELF, YOU KNOW YOU'RE VAPID
BOB WAS UNPOPULAR WITH THE OFFICE, CUZ HE WAS ALWAYS YAWNING
LIKE THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE, HE WAS UP WHEN DAWNING
YOU FLATTER TO DECIEVE INDEED YOU'RE FAWNING
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE SEA, WHEN THE FISH ARE SPAWNING
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE SEA, WHEN THE FISH ARE SPAWNING
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE SEA, WHEN THE FISH ARE SPAWNING
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE SEA, WHEN THE FISH ARE SPAWNING

BEAT, CHEAT, CLEAT, CRETE, EAT, FEET, FLEET,
GREET, HEAT, MEAT, NEAT, PETE, SEAT, SHEET,
SLEET, STREET, SWEET, TEAT, TREAT, TWEET, WHEAT,
YOU GIVE HEAD TO THE MAN IN THE STREET…

BACK, BLACK, CLACK, CRACK, FLACK, HACK, JACK,
KNACK, LACK, MACK, PACK, PLAQUE, QUACK, RACK,
SACK, SHACK, SLACK, SMACK, TRACK, WHACK, ZACH,
I PULLED YOU DOWN FROM THE MAGAZINE RACK

BLUE, BREW, CHEW, CLUE, CREW, DO, DREW,
FEW, FLU, GLUE, GOO, GREW, HUGH, JEW,
MEW, NEW, POO, POO, SHOE, THREW, OOH,
I HIT YOU ONCE, WITH GIANT TIMBER BAMBOO

AT LEAST YOU DON'T REMEMBER, THE TIME YOU WERE AN ELF...
AT LEAST YOU DON'T REMEMBER, THE TIME YOU WERE AN ELF...
AT LEAST YOU DON'T REMEMBER, THE TIME YOU WERE AN ELF...
AT LEAST YOU DON'T REMEMBER, THE TIME YOU WERE AN ELF...


SAFE!!!