When out on a lovely trip in Manchester today, I was shocked out of my wits.

Walking past Topman, in the Arndale centre, I was stunned to see the one and only John Brainlove walking through with a pair of oriental females.

So what? He's John Brainlove, he can go anywhere he likes. But that's not where the story ends.

As I walked to get on the bus, I was rushed past by YET ANOTHER JOHN BRAINLOVE!!! Something is going on. I saw two John Brainloves.

Do you have a twin?
Do you have a clone?
Has anyone else ever seen John Brainloves?