SERIOUSLY, IF YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP, GET OUT (I will allow it if you've just started seeing someone in the last fortnight.)

So how's your dating going? Mine is fucking godawful. Had two promising things in the last month which ended abruptly and since then it's been a fucking wasteland. No matches reply on Tinder, no mutual likes reply on OkCupid, no one even looks at my profile! Have come to the realisation I am neither good looking nor interesting/charming/funny enough for someone to like me.

Apparently my housemate's friend likes me but she has just started seeing someone which is just fucking typical. Think I might just go live with my mum and learn the drums like Will Ferrell in Step Brothers.