Got to get a fucking new passport tomorrow fucking morning when I'm flying tomorrow fucking evening and I haven't even fucking lost mine nor has it fucking expired. Fucking VISAs requiring six fucking months left on the thing is fucking stupid, what's the fucking point of having the expiry date if it actually fucking expires six months before the fucking date?

Right, how do they work then? Got my appointment, filled in the form. The thing I'm struggling with is whether I need a countersignature for it? It's a renewal and it says you don't need one if you haven't changed likeness since the last one? I don't think I have, I'm just 9 years and 9 months older?