It's not on is it? If you walk into the toilets and the cubicles are all occupied (there are 8 in our toilets, FYI) you just casually pass style it out as either a need to wash your hands or a fake urinal piss and then you come back in 5 or 10 minutes.

But occasionally I go in and there's someone who's just waiting for the next one to be free. Fucksake. Last thing you want when you come out from making an olfactory Farage is to know some guy has willingly run straight into it. And you definitely don't want to know anything about the guy who's left you with that stink.