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An ex accused me of cheating because she found a (pretty dusty) woman's sock behind the radiator in our bedroom.
Pretty damning evidence, except it was nothing to do with me. Can only assume it had either been there for ages, or it was one of hers she'd forgotten about. Tbh I was mostly offended that she thought I'd be that stupid leave a single sock lying around afterwards.