It's that time of the year again when we really seperate the men from the boys. Men on one side, aware that football exists outside of the Premier League and the season starts THIS FRIDAY (earlier if you're into your Scottish League Cup). Children on the other, blubbering that this thread's been started a week too early, you know the drill. Consider yourselves merked.

Think i'll wait til Friday, but for the giddier sorts...

PREMIER LEAGUE
CHAMPIONS:
CL QUALIFIERS (3 others):
RELEGATED (3):
SURPRISE PACKAGES:
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS:
BEST SIGNINGS:
TURKEYS:
FIRST SACKING:
MANAGER OF THE YEAR:
PLAYER OF THE YEAR:
TOP SCORER:
NEW RASHFORD:

CHAMPIONSHIP
PROMOTED (3):
RELEGATED (3):

LEAGUE ONE
PROMOTED (3):
RELEGATED (4):

LEAGUE TWO
PROMOTED (4):
RELEGATED (2):

CONFERENCE
PROMOTED (2):

FA CUP:
LEAGUE CUP:

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE:
UEFA CUP:

GENERAL THOUGHTS:

Shoot...