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xylopwn [Edit] [Delete] 09:31, 20 July '16

Surely right now you're all concealing tongs and a couple firefighters, ready to BBQ at a moment's notice.

Remember when a fancy BBQ just meant different flavours of sausage?

Gas barbecues and sweetcorn relish have been notable recent improvements.

That's all I have. Anyone?