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xylopwn [Edit] [Delete] 13:28, 12 July '16

Salty = gift from the gods themselves, a lifelong friend, a life choice.

Sweet/Allsorts = Devil turds ejected from the boggy miasma of sulphurous wastelands.

Strawberry = Pretty good.