So fucking glad we wiped the grim off that smug cunt's face. Wouldn't have begrudged them the win in the slightest given their performance, fans and the refereeing but for that complete whopper in charge.

LvG out in truly shambolic fashion, all those efforts to ensure we didn't up with the same situation as Moyes' sacking went well didn't they.

Rooney runs his gums to the press about players ignoring LvG's emails, their inability to boil and egg and more. A conclusive list of people at Man Utd who aren't either complete knobheads or complete shite would be very short.

Elsewhere, PSG, Bayern, Barca and Juve squid-tentacle up the other domestic cups quite boringly, Hibs win the Scottish Cup with some vintage #ShamefulScenes at the end.

AOB?