Accept no imitations.

Less thirty-six hours from now, Roger Goodell will stroll up to the podium in Chicago and announce to the world that the Rams are ensuring Jared Goff and his teeny tiny baby hands will be staying in California. A few minutes later, he's going to tell us all that Carson Wentz is going to go and be insufferable in Philadelphia, and then it'll all get interesting!

That's right, it's draft time and we basically know what the first two picks are going to be, even moreso than we did last year. Plenty of intrigue and interest though! Who's going to go 3, 4, 5 and 6? Jalen Ramsey, Laremy Tunsil, Joey Bosa, DeForest Buckner, Ronnie Stanley, Ezekiel Elliott...? Or maybe Myles Jack and his much-debated injury will go early! Or teams will go "this man has no knees" and pick a really average tackle instead.

It's notably a really deep draft for defensive linemen this year, so expect Roger Goodell to look like a midget often. Good.

Will any of the smokescreens actually prove to be true? Are the Saints going to troll me by picking Paxton Lynch instead of a defensive lineman? Who are the Pats going to choose in the fir- ah. Ok.

Who do you want your team to draft? Who do you think they will draft? What's going to be the dumbest pick of the first round? Go!

Obviously I also only started this thread so I could re-jag my blog that no-one reads, but I've done a whole heap of stuff on there! But, if you're just clicking on this thread with trepidation unsure of what lies within, welcome! Here is a guide for newbies, and a guide for the rest of you to link to people who you're trying to get to take more of an interest! http://thelongsnapper.wordpress.com/2016/04/04/please-what-is-the-nfl-draft/