Martinez almost certain to get his P45 when his out-of-form, injury prone, unmotivated Everton side get knocked out of the cup by United's at it, now injury free, chomping at the bit £400m upstarts. Palace/Watford the other semi.

City agree to stick to 'The Narrative' by capitulating at home to Lesley's Stoke in the lunchtime kickoff at the Emptihad. Rafa returns to Klanfield, and it's the battle of the billionaires at Griffin Park as Bornemouth host Chelsea. Arsenal ought to clinch 3rd with a win at Sunderland, and it's probably shit or bust for scarf-sellers in Leicester.

Outside of the big league, huge games for Boro and Brighton, Sheffield Wednesday could seal a play-off spot, MK Dons will be relegated, Doncaster and Colchester will exit League One, Grimsby and Dover can confirm Conference play-off places, and moousee's Alti might go down.

Other big games of note include Hertha v Bayern, Boca v River Plate, Sevilla v Betis, and Fiorentina v Juve.

Shoot...