15,000 empty seats at the Library as Arsenal fans are just too upset about Ozil not being in the Team of the Year to bother.

Youth Cup Final tonight.

Maureen snaffles Bacon Rashers in an evil attempt to snare the Yoonited gig.

Vardy chats shit, gets banned.

Spurs are on their way to Wembley...for their three Champions League home games next season.

Piles of money being placed on Steve Evans leaving Leeds for Celtic.

Mats Hummels off to Bayern.

(Haybail floats across the room...)