Brave minnows City see off vulgar oilballers PSG to reach the semis of the European Cup. Obviously they don't stand a chance in the next round whoever they play, but it's nice to send the message to these sort of clubs that money doesn't buy you automatic success.

Talking of big spenders, United should bash Slaven's cloggers in tonight at the ground formerly known as Upton Park. Kick-off's about 4:30pm i think. Barnacle probable.

AOB?