Click bait headlines. Any a thing decade ago. Stuff like "10 reasons why you're in love. Number 7 blew my mind" or "She was nervous to speak but then this happened."

Also those boxes you get at the bottom of articles linking to things like "local boy make £20k a month using one odd trick" but they're at the bottom of articles in really reputable publications.

There was another but I've forgotten. They just make me exhausted you know? Like a constant background noise. He Internet is gonna become unbearable. Maybe.

MOAR?