Went for my first dentist appointment in about 7 years and turns out I need a couple of fillings

I was surprised as I felt dentally invincible. Plus I give my teeth a cursory brush a couple of times a day

Didn't really give my teeth a lot of thought apart from the above. Now I can't stop thinking about a couple of them rotting in my head

Teeth eh. The dentist probably just want to install some tracking devices to keep me under surveillance (that's how the gov does it right mokes?)