I get talked at on two topics: interior decorating, and my niece.

Current dilemmas: whether to get the doors replaced with oak ones or to paint the current ones white. If that will mean the sofa needs replacing to match. Whether or not the two seater and the three seater make the room feel too cramped, or if lighter doors will help open up the space. Whether or not the skirting boards will need to be changed to match.

Really don't care and can't get a word in edgeways, but there you go.