the evening thread?

I just had wine and cheese with my neighbours, only I couldn't eat the cheese or drink the wine. Instead of doing work I've now come to create a KFC style tower burger with what I could find in the Co-Op and already in my flat:

Chicken goujons for the fillet burger
Oven bottom barm for the bun
Birdesye potato waffle in place of the hash brown
Red leicester
Mayo
Spinach

Not so sure about this.