Got a friend offering me £40 against £10 on United finishing above Chelsea this season. Tempting.
Norwich and Villa are relegated. One North East shithouse to join them.
Wheels stay on for another week at leicester.
Worst team in the league West Brom are above Everton, Martinez is still employed.
The Archipelago looks doomed, even without an F.A endorsed golf umbrella.
Footy.