You're in the queue for a drink. A little fart escapes your grips. An accident, it's natural, these things happen. You know it'll be heinous. 5 seconds pass. You were right. Heinous.

What do you do?

A) abide by rules of 'whoever smelt it, dealt it', and ignore?

B) exaggerated recoil and grimace, as you attempt to subtly pin blame on some innocent soul?

C) something else?