1. Examples of things you are able to do correctly despite being mortally pissed
- No matter how pissed, the following morning I am always amazed at my ability to remove, clean and correctly store my contact lenses.
2. Examples of one-off occasions when you woke up the next morning and thought 'wtAf'
- I woke up one Sunday morning to find that I had procured a 'Men At Work' road sign: it was in the bathroom.

Now you.