Everything is set for a Merseyside final as Liverpool beat Stoke last night and Everton beat Man City tonight. Something, something two legs.

Mourinho was asked for the Real job even before Benitez was sacked. He declined because he wants LVG's job.

Chelsea are in court today over the sacking of their physio. TV crews have descended on glamorous Croydon.

Greg Dyke has announced he'll shoot himself on 20 June at 22 hrs.

AOB?